“Welcome all to another Epic! Rap! Battle! Of! Equestriaaaa! Today we have Pharynx Elytrooon verses Thorax Glydeeer!”

“I still don’t know how you two talked me into doing this again.”

“Because you’d win any kind of physical fight.”

“And this is more fun! Okay, let’s start!”

“Ugh…”

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“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, mom.”

“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”

“You’re going down, Elytron.”

“That’s what you think, Stinger.”

“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”

Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?

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